I need cow hide for my achievement, I think? Apparently, saddle is not made of cow hide. Thanks game!
Oooo... an antique lighter from Papajin.
Oh yea... let's hyperventilate in my mineshaft, baby.
Saturday 30 April 2011
The Return of The Heart Attack!
Fellow viewers welcome! Momojin here. I frantically run around my turf, finding things to do. Behold, I stumble upon the achievement guide for direction!
I need cow hide for my achievement, I think? Apparently, saddle is not made of cow hide. Thanks game!
I need cow hide for my achievement, I think? Apparently, saddle is not made of cow hide. Thanks game!
Friday 29 April 2011
It's a Monster-fest Outside!
Today, I, Momojin, discover the meaning of hard mode on Minecraft. I kinda wished this was multiplayer survival. I am all alone with the monsters. *Gulp*
Gosh Me! I didn't know I have so many fans in Minecraft. They love me so much they follow me into the Spartan Pit!
I'm feeling a little hungry now. Fortunately, Cockeyed Pork makes his debut in his sweet and sour form!
After some good food, the next best thing to do is to get some rest. Watch as I get woken up from my first peaceful slumber.
Thursday 28 April 2011
Bedtime Political Stories: Mr Annie and The Box of Nuggets
Yo guys. Momojin here. In this minecraft vid, I began my first house renovations and I would love to let Papajin, our beloved old geezer of a storyteller, to take over while you watch me prepare and make the grand and unnecessarily long entrance to my base.
Hello boys and girls. This is Papajin. I'll be telling you bedtime political stories.
Papajin here lives in Malaysia. I don't know whether you people are aware of it, but my country's political scenario is an international joke. What better way to fall fast asleep than listening to a bedtime political story brought to you by this old man. These bedtime stories, which encompass the latest news about your beloved political figures from Malaysia should give you restful assurance concerning your future in Malaysia. However, old man Papajin here still believes that the condition of my country will improve for the better and I will live to see that day! Enough of introductions. Here's your first story boys and girls titled Mr Annie and The Box of Nuggets.
In a land far, far away from the Western countries, a small peninsula exist, hanging onto the Great Land of Asia like an appendix onto the intestines. This small little peninsula is Malaysia. It is ruled by a political party known only as The Box of Nuggets!
The next general voting bash of the country, where the next ruling party will be decided, is coming soon. Mr Annie is a known representative of the party opposing The Box of Nuggets. If you are still a little confused as to the gender of this particular individual, Mr Annie is a he.
One day, The Box of Nuggets perceived Mr Annie to be a threat and decided to distort the public image of Mr Annie for obvious reasons. They deviously planned for days and nights and, finally, they came up with the perfect scheme. News headlines! Mr Annie's male assistant voices out that he was sodomised by Mr Annie in a condominium! Oh no, apparently, according to this young adult assistant, he couldn't physically resist Mr Annie's burning desire to satisfy his homosexual desires. This poor young adult in his twenties was overpowered by the overwhelming strength of a dirty aged old man, Mr Annie. The Box of Nuggets successfully persuaded this silly male assistant with certain questionable methods to publicly announce that he was sodomised without his consent by Mr Annie, who has a strong desire for some anal hole action and that he was too weak to fend off an old man.
Court proceedings after court proceedings followed as Mr Annie sits through unnecessary judicial trials sparked by The Box of Nuggets' political work of framing. The Box of Nuggets continues to allow the gazette to publish any material related to the court proceedings of Mr Annie that is favourable to their cause. One such article is that Mr Annie's man juice was found in the male assistants anus. However, Mr Annie says he has not provided a sample of his DNA. Hmmm... Among all these questions and court statements, one mystery is yet to be unanswered, how the heck did the young adult get overpowered by an old adult and, of course, we all know that questions like this never get answered because this entire thing is just another of The Box of Nuggets' devious set ups. Nothing more than garbage of lies.
As the days pass, the articles about Mr Annie's court proceedings, slowly, vanquish from the Gazettes. Things seem to be left inconclusive. Damage has been dealt to Mr Annie's image. Time to wrap things up, says The Box of Nuggets, as they make their typical exit from their set ups - allow time to pass with no news concerning this matter to be released to the public. After all, a conclusion of Mr Annie's case was irrelevant to their cause.3
Hello boys and girls. This is Papajin. I'll be telling you bedtime political stories.
Papajin here lives in Malaysia. I don't know whether you people are aware of it, but my country's political scenario is an international joke. What better way to fall fast asleep than listening to a bedtime political story brought to you by this old man. These bedtime stories, which encompass the latest news about your beloved political figures from Malaysia should give you restful assurance concerning your future in Malaysia. However, old man Papajin here still believes that the condition of my country will improve for the better and I will live to see that day! Enough of introductions. Here's your first story boys and girls titled Mr Annie and The Box of Nuggets.
In a land far, far away from the Western countries, a small peninsula exist, hanging onto the Great Land of Asia like an appendix onto the intestines. This small little peninsula is Malaysia. It is ruled by a political party known only as The Box of Nuggets!
The next general voting bash of the country, where the next ruling party will be decided, is coming soon. Mr Annie is a known representative of the party opposing The Box of Nuggets. If you are still a little confused as to the gender of this particular individual, Mr Annie is a he.
One day, The Box of Nuggets perceived Mr Annie to be a threat and decided to distort the public image of Mr Annie for obvious reasons. They deviously planned for days and nights and, finally, they came up with the perfect scheme. News headlines! Mr Annie's male assistant voices out that he was sodomised by Mr Annie in a condominium! Oh no, apparently, according to this young adult assistant, he couldn't physically resist Mr Annie's burning desire to satisfy his homosexual desires. This poor young adult in his twenties was overpowered by the overwhelming strength of a dirty aged old man, Mr Annie. The Box of Nuggets successfully persuaded this silly male assistant with certain questionable methods to publicly announce that he was sodomised without his consent by Mr Annie, who has a strong desire for some anal hole action and that he was too weak to fend off an old man.
Court proceedings after court proceedings followed as Mr Annie sits through unnecessary judicial trials sparked by The Box of Nuggets' political work of framing. The Box of Nuggets continues to allow the gazette to publish any material related to the court proceedings of Mr Annie that is favourable to their cause. One such article is that Mr Annie's man juice was found in the male assistants anus. However, Mr Annie says he has not provided a sample of his DNA. Hmmm... Among all these questions and court statements, one mystery is yet to be unanswered, how the heck did the young adult get overpowered by an old adult and, of course, we all know that questions like this never get answered because this entire thing is just another of The Box of Nuggets' devious set ups. Nothing more than garbage of lies.
As the days pass, the articles about Mr Annie's court proceedings, slowly, vanquish from the Gazettes. Things seem to be left inconclusive. Damage has been dealt to Mr Annie's image. Time to wrap things up, says The Box of Nuggets, as they make their typical exit from their set ups - allow time to pass with no news concerning this matter to be released to the public. After all, a conclusion of Mr Annie's case was irrelevant to their cause.3
Wednesday 27 April 2011
Oh... so This is Hard Mode.
Momojin here. The game finally shows its true face. Since my first monster encounter, the game hasn't been really good to me. The pressure is on as I strive to survive in this world filled with hordes and hordes of creepers, skeletons, spiders and zombies.
I didn't even have a chance to see the face of my killer. What a merciless back-stab or, rather, back-suicide. Curse you NINJA!
I didn't even have a chance to see the face of my killer. What a merciless back-stab or, rather, back-suicide. Curse you NINJA!
The time has come to train and hone my fighting skills, to unleash the battle cry, to sharpen my weapons. It's time to go Monk, baby.
Knock knock knockin' on Momojin's Door~
Knock knock knockin' on Momojin's Door~
Monday 25 April 2011
WORG!!! Fail After Fail After Fail After Fail...
Momojin here, bringing you an epic fail League of Legends video. The best epic fail package you can ever get - Three in One. I do get worked up in this commentary, but for good reasons. I play as Blitzcrank once again because I can't get enough of hooking, grappling and groping. =O
First Fail - Live Commentary Recording Fail.
First Fail - Live Commentary Recording Fail.
Second Fail - Fail Hooks & Grapples.
Third Fail - Karthus hero design & balancing fail.
Summary of Aforementioned Fails.
Saturday 23 April 2011
Asian Takes on League of Legends
Yo, Momojin here once again. I bring you League of Legends! After playing DotA for about 3-4 years, I thought it's about time I moved on to stand-alone versions of DotA. League of Legends, LoL for short, has been around for quite sometime and the people behind it are the fathers of DotA. Sweet!
Watch the videos to find out my first views, tips and commentaries on the game as a jack of games takes on League of Legends. There are split into 3 parts.
Watch the videos to find out my first views, tips and commentaries on the game as a jack of games takes on League of Legends. There are split into 3 parts.
Friday 22 April 2011
Thursday 21 April 2011
We have established Settlement, guys.
Yo, guys. I have finally settled down in the Minecraft world in a dirt hole. Not just any dirt hole, a dirt hole fulls of stones. Plus, not just any mere stones, they're GRAVEL stones. bla bla bla... Tried experimenting with the workbench and found myself making two more friends. Ahh... a GREAT adventure is not complete with GREAT companions.
Sick of looking at the same old 4 walls of dirt? Sick of being treated like dirt when you know you deserve better? Sick of hearing the walls creak like zombie groans and moans? Sick of living in your mom's basement? Look no further. Momojin provides you with a ONE-TIME-ONLY solution!
I race against time as I rush to patch up my new accommodations with more dirt. So it's still a dirt hole, but bigger and less noise!
Wednesday 20 April 2011
Finally, our first gaming video is up!
Yo, Momojin here!
I'm starting up with Minecraft, an indie game that took the PC community by storm. 3D + Survival Elements + Cuboid Graphics = Success Story brought to you by Notch. Pwnin Boundaries attempts to pick up this game's learning curve and join in the hype. I joined a scouts' club back when I was elementary school. Plus, I have played survival-based Warcraft 3 custom maps. Hope those skills will translate over.
I'm starting up with Minecraft, an indie game that took the PC community by storm. 3D + Survival Elements + Cuboid Graphics = Success Story brought to you by Notch. Pwnin Boundaries attempts to pick up this game's learning curve and join in the hype. I joined a scouts' club back when I was elementary school. Plus, I have played survival-based Warcraft 3 custom maps. Hope those skills will translate over.
Night falls upon Pork, the cockeyed pig. I'm still stumbling around minecraft as I learn the difficulties of multitasking - talking and gaming at the same time.
Stingy mines keep giving me stone. How am I suppose to make fire?
Friday 1 April 2011
Momojin here
A little intro about myself. I have been playing games since I got my first Playstation, that big white brick. Along the way, I constantly switched between PC and console gaming until, recently, I play on both platforms regularly. I've experienced the evolution of games and their different genres.
In Asia, PC is the dominant platform to play games on and I don't know anyone that goes online with their consoles. Additionally, almost everyone here plays FPS on PCs and find it weird on consoles. I, the odd one, actually thoroughly enjoy the diversity in gaming and all the experiences the different platforms and genres uniquely give. I am currently playing League of Legends for PC and Killzone3 for PS3.
Hence, I, jointly with my buddy, is bent on bringing you one of the first and best Asian gaming videos. We cross these gaming boundaries, while providing you with opinions, commentaries and advices on how to pawn your gaming boundaries.
Welcome to Pwnin Boundaries!
In Asia, PC is the dominant platform to play games on and I don't know anyone that goes online with their consoles. Additionally, almost everyone here plays FPS on PCs and find it weird on consoles. I, the odd one, actually thoroughly enjoy the diversity in gaming and all the experiences the different platforms and genres uniquely give. I am currently playing League of Legends for PC and Killzone3 for PS3.
Hence, I, jointly with my buddy, is bent on bringing you one of the first and best Asian gaming videos. We cross these gaming boundaries, while providing you with opinions, commentaries and advices on how to pawn your gaming boundaries.
Welcome to Pwnin Boundaries!
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