We have established Settlement, guys.

Yo, guys. I have finally settled down in the Minecraft world in a dirt hole. Not just any dirt hole, a dirt hole fulls of stones. Plus, not just any mere stones, they're GRAVEL stones. bla bla bla... Tried experimenting with the workbench and found myself making two more friends. Ahh... a GREAT adventure is not complete with GREAT companions.

Sick of looking at the same old 4 walls of dirt? Sick of being treated like dirt when you know you deserve better? Sick of hearing the walls creak like zombie groans and moans? Sick of living in your mom's basement? Look no further. Momojin provides you with a ONE-TIME-ONLY solution!

I race against time as I rush to patch up my new accommodations with more dirt. So it's still a dirt hole, but bigger and less noise!