We're going on an adventuuuuurre

Charlie, Oh I mean, ChongJ and I are going on an adventure... Out to the furthest point of the world. Unexplored biomes and unspawned monsters await us. We want to settle on candy mountain. A place where only the both of us exists. Sounds rather awkward.

With the new True Life HD Texture pack, things have never been so real in minecraft, including our concave faces!

As we travel through thousands of blocks towards the rising of the sun, we emphasise the moments at night, where creepers stalk and pigs mock.

What! An artificial border... nooooooooooo...

Army of Two (Minecrafters)

Yo guys, it's Chong J, finally making my debut on the Pwnin' Boundaries blog.

Some time ago, we were invited to the World of Eldin, a public Minecraft server. Since Pwnin' Boundaries had yet to try Minecraft multiplayer mode, and were quite eager to get in on it, we decided to take a step into Eldin.

We had no idea what to expect out of multiplayer, and got going with a pretty slow start...

Not knowing where or what to start with, we decide to try and explore sounds-like-a-desert Damascus. We end up "raiding" someone's mine system, but encounter lots of surprises when we decided to go outside.

After our experience through a night in Eldin, we figure we need to high-tail it back to safety. In the meantime, Momojin and I -because we are literally at opposite ends of the world (12 hour time difference, I kid you not)- are forced to communicate over Skype, which unfortunately, causes some problems... (hopefully ones that will not occur in the future)

And in the end, we wound up back at where we started.
 
Thankfully, when my sound dies, Momojin gets his back. Next time, we'll see things from Momojin's perspective, and he'll also feature the parts in episode 3 where my sound becomes inaudible. Stay tuned, as we pwn more boundaries!

Expedition Gone Wrong

Yo Momojin here. A lightning struck and my internet connection is down once again. It's like a routine thing now, since my ISP, TMnet, has not been able to provide a solution to this problem. They only do temporary solutions. So I got bored and thought I continue my solo survival in Minecraft on offline mode.

It was day when I spawned back in the Minecraft world and thought gathering stuff outside would be a great idea during the day. Here's a neat little trick to help you which I discovered. Instead of slaying the pigs with the swords you created, go ahead and light 'em up on fire! Watch the video if you are lazy to read. Here's how:
1) Create Flint & Steel, aka Lighter. It is made using the workbench. Place a flint in the left slot and a piece of steel in the bottom slot. Both the items will be located diagonally to each other. Viola! A lighter!
2) Right click the ground around the pigs and watch as the catch fire! They will burn to death once they are on fire, so there is no need to re-light them.
3) Enjoy the squealing sounds of agony while you wait for them to die. Pretend to be a pyromaniac! However, do not go starting fires without caution of trees catching fire. If a tree of a forest catches fire, be prepared for the fire to spread and cause massive amounts of lag! Guaranteed! By the way, the reason why the pigs keep burning when they catch on fire is that the pigs' fat becomes the fuel of the fire. Pigs' have a lot of fatty oil and it feeds the fire, in addition to of course oxygen. I am just blabbering. Hahaha...
4) Hey! what's that they dropped? It's charred! Yes, while they are burning in pain, their succulent meat is being cooked at the same time! You get instant cooked porkchops! No need for the hassle of shoving them in the furnace. Convenience and efficiency, I like.

This great tip works great in Survival Single-Player and Survival Multi-Player.

Additionally, I went to explore around the lava lake I bumped into.

Coolie in Minecraft

Yo, my fellow viewers! If you are wondering what does a coolie mean, a coolie is a historical word for manual labourers from India in the 19th and 20th century. Can also be spelled as Cooly, Quli, Koelie, and, more commonly known in Malaysia as, Kuli. In Cantonese, you'll probably hear the pronounciation of GU LEI!!! So why is this term associated with Minecraft?

Well, an Indian decided to try out Minecraft and told me about his perspective and views on this game so far. He is definitely getting addicted. He said he is reliving his ancestors' ancient lifestyle in digital format. Hahahaha... I quote, "Dis game like a veli easee. I do a little' chopPa digGa buildDa." After watching the video, you should have notice he has an Indian accent. =D His accent sure comes in handy when there is tension in the atmosphere.

On a side note, while ChongJ and I were playing some Minecraft Coop, we came up with the word OMGWTFBBQ, BUT not just with any barbeque sauce. We use it with BIEBERQUE sauce. Thus, we have created a new meme! OMGBIEBERQUESAUCE!

Enough written! Enjoy the 2 part video.

The Return of The Heart Attack!

Fellow viewers welcome! Momojin here. I frantically run around my turf, finding things to do. Behold, I stumble upon the achievement guide for direction!

I need cow hide for my achievement, I think? Apparently, saddle is not made of cow hide. Thanks game!

Oooo... an antique lighter from Papajin.

Oh yea... let's hyperventilate in my mineshaft, baby.

It's a Monster-fest Outside!

Today, I, Momojin, discover the meaning of hard mode on Minecraft. I kinda wished this was multiplayer survival. I am all alone with the monsters. *Gulp*

Gosh Me! I didn't know I have so many fans in Minecraft. They love me so much they follow me into the Spartan Pit!

I'm feeling a little hungry now. Fortunately, Cockeyed Pork makes his debut in his sweet and sour form!

After some good food, the next best thing to do is to get some rest. Watch as I get woken up from my first peaceful slumber.

We have established Settlement, guys.

Yo, guys. I have finally settled down in the Minecraft world in a dirt hole. Not just any dirt hole, a dirt hole fulls of stones. Plus, not just any mere stones, they're GRAVEL stones. bla bla bla... Tried experimenting with the workbench and found myself making two more friends. Ahh... a GREAT adventure is not complete with GREAT companions.

Sick of looking at the same old 4 walls of dirt? Sick of being treated like dirt when you know you deserve better? Sick of hearing the walls creak like zombie groans and moans? Sick of living in your mom's basement? Look no further. Momojin provides you with a ONE-TIME-ONLY solution!

I race against time as I rush to patch up my new accommodations with more dirt. So it's still a dirt hole, but bigger and less noise!