Yo guys. Momojin here. In this minecraft vid, I began my first house renovations and I would love to let Papajin, our beloved old geezer of a storyteller, to take over while you watch me prepare and make the grand and unnecessarily long entrance to my base.
Hello boys and girls. This is Papajin. I'll be telling you bedtime political stories.
Papajin here lives in Malaysia. I don't know whether you people are aware of it, but my country's political scenario is an international joke. What better way to fall fast asleep than listening to a bedtime political story brought to you by this old man. These bedtime stories, which encompass the latest news about your beloved political figures from Malaysia should give you restful assurance concerning your future in Malaysia. However, old man Papajin here still believes that the condition of my country will improve for the better and I will live to see that day! Enough of introductions. Here's your first story boys and girls titled Mr Annie and The Box of Nuggets.
In a land far, far away from the Western countries, a small peninsula exist, hanging onto the Great Land of Asia like an appendix onto the intestines. This small little peninsula is Malaysia. It is ruled by a political party known only as The Box of Nuggets!
The next general voting bash of the country, where the next ruling party will be decided, is coming soon. Mr Annie is a known representative of the party opposing The Box of Nuggets. If you are still a little confused as to the gender of this particular individual, Mr Annie is a he.
One day, The Box of Nuggets perceived Mr Annie to be a threat and decided to distort the public image of Mr Annie for obvious reasons. They deviously planned for days and nights and, finally, they came up with the perfect scheme. News headlines! Mr Annie's male assistant voices out that he was sodomised by Mr Annie in a condominium! Oh no, apparently, according to this young adult assistant, he couldn't physically resist Mr Annie's burning desire to satisfy his homosexual desires. This poor young adult in his twenties was overpowered by the overwhelming strength of a dirty aged old man, Mr Annie. The Box of Nuggets successfully persuaded this silly male assistant with certain questionable methods to publicly announce that he was sodomised without his consent by Mr Annie, who has a strong desire for some anal hole action and that he was too weak to fend off an old man.
Court proceedings after court proceedings followed as Mr Annie sits through unnecessary judicial trials sparked by The Box of Nuggets' political work of framing. The Box of Nuggets continues to allow the gazette to publish any material related to the court proceedings of Mr Annie that is favourable to their cause. One such article is that Mr Annie's man juice was found in the male assistants anus. However, Mr Annie says he has not provided a sample of his DNA. Hmmm... Among all these questions and court statements, one mystery is yet to be unanswered, how the heck did the young adult get overpowered by an old adult and, of course, we all know that questions like this never get answered because this entire thing is just another of The Box of Nuggets' devious set ups. Nothing more than garbage of lies.
As the days pass, the articles about Mr Annie's court proceedings, slowly, vanquish from the Gazettes. Things seem to be left inconclusive. Damage has been dealt to Mr Annie's image. Time to wrap things up, says The Box of Nuggets, as they make their typical exit from their set ups - allow time to pass with no news concerning this matter to be released to the public. After all, a conclusion of Mr Annie's case was irrelevant to their cause.3
